9 frases de NIÑOS más que GRACIOSAS!

En ocasiones los niños alumbran la vida de los adultos y en muchas ocasiones les enseñan muchas lecciones vitales para llevar una vida divertida y feliz, y es que sabemos que las frases de niños pueden llegar a ser muy graciosas y ocurrentes, aún que a veces se pasen de sinceros…

A continuación te mostramos unas de las mejores frases de niños. No te las pierdas¡

1. Hay que esconder mejor los objetos personales

frase de una niña que ve esposas de policía y cree que son iguales a las de su mamá

2. Los niños nunca mienten

frase de un niño que le dice a un sacerdote que está gordo

3. No sabía que contestar

frase de una niña que le pregunta a su mamá por qué sus pechos cuelgan

4. Tanto escuchar a sus hermanas…

frase de un niño que cree estar en su periodo

5. Son siempre tan sinceros

frase de un niño que contesta el teléfono y dice que su mamá está haciendo popó

6. Y el padre se muere de vergüenza 

frase de una niña que cada vez que ve a un asiático cree que es gangnam style

7. Siempre está metiéndose donde no debe

viñeta de nube con frase de un niño que cree que se llama Carlos salte de allí

8. Menos mal que el hombre se lo tomó bien

frase de un niño hombre de chocolate

9. Esta no se lo tomó tan bien

frase de una niña que pregunta a una señora si es hombre o mujer

 

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fuente: recreoviral

74 thoughts on “9 frases de NIÑOS más que GRACIOSAS!

  • diciembre 28, 2016 en 1:41 pm
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    Mi sobrino ahora mismo con 4 años en la farmacia le e reñido con esconderle los juguetes y el chillando a dicho q me iba a esconder las cervezas…. mi cara un poema. … odio el sabor d la cerveza pero la farmacia todos mirando

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  • diciembre 28, 2016 en 1:49 pm
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    Mi hija de 4 años…. Anoche gritando dsd la bañera…. Maaaamiiii ya se lo k quiero ser de mayor…. Me acerqué y pregunté…
    Quiero ser VAQUERA…. Jajjajaja vaquera de vacas? Nooooooo vaquera de YIIIIIIIJAAAAAAA!
    No pude parar de reír…. Ella mirando con cara de……?

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  • diciembre 28, 2016 en 4:02 pm
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    Ayer estábamos comprando en un hipermercado y mi hija de 5 años al ver a un trabajador negro dijo en voz alta y muy emocionada: ¡¡¡Mamá mamá, he visto a Baltasar en su trabajo de verdad!!!. Nos reímos todos los que en ese pasillo estábamos.

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  • diciembre 28, 2016 en 7:01 pm
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    A mi hijo de diez años le dije,tú y papa ya tenéis los reyes por adelantado, haber lo que me traen a mi y me contestó , pues mi cariño y el de papa

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  • diciembre 28, 2016 en 9:00 pm
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    Un día jugando a fútbol con mi sobrino Adrian de 7 años le pregunté q con que pierna chutaba más con la izquierda o la derecha y me dijo… Con esta y con esta y le dije si pero con cual le das más y me dijo…Tío si solo tengo dos piernas.

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  • diciembre 29, 2016 en 12:21 pm
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    Soy niñera de un nene de 4 años. Le pregunté que qué le iba a pedir a papá Noel estas Navidades y respondió muy serio: ¿yo? Un cuadro de mandos.

    No sé lo que es eso pero mi cara fue un poema jajajaja

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    Mi hijo de 4 años tiene una compañera de color y un día me preguntó porqué la llamaban negra y yo le dije que es por su color. Y me contestó pero si es marrón!!!! Jajajaja

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  • febrero 22, 2017 en 12:34 pm
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